CryptoDads is 10,000 randomly generated & unique art pieces carefully chosen by some of the greatest dads themselves. Each dad found themselves in the midst of a midlife crisis and fell into the dark abyss of shit coins and expensive jpegs of rocks. Some made it out with diamonds, and others never recovered. Join us on our journey & experience a thrill that you haven't had since a midnight launch party at Gamestop. Having a CryptoDad grants you 100% creative and commercial rights. You earned it champ.
Traits
Skin
Dark
Eyes
Arghh!
Background
Steel
Clothes
Striped Sweater
Mouth
Gapped
Dad Joke
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."